About the Author

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Y, hallo thar! I am Tokokono, or, as those people in that thing outside the internet (IF such a thing exists) call me, Ethan! I’m, obviously, the author of this fine, fine blog you see here, and I hope you’re enjoying it! In the unlikely event that any of you give a shit, here’s a little bit about moi in cliché-biography style!

Name: Ethan H.

Age: 16

Occupation: High School Junior

Location: A small town in Ohio that you’ve never heard of.

Political Affiliation: Liberal

Religion: Atheist

Interests/Hobbies: Photography, writing, blogging (Duh), gaming, technology, trumpet-playing, french horn-playing, music in general.

Most Favoritest Band EVAR: The Beatles

Personal Quote: “That’s so heterosexual.”

Favorite Quote That I Didn’t Say: “Math is nothing more than the lesbian sister of Biology.” – Peter Griffin

Likes: What’s listed above, anthropomorphic animals, webcomics, Twitter, Google, IMing, Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Dislikes: Right-wing nutjobs, religion in general, Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, and all those other teen idols that have no real talent, Twilight, homophobes, society, and just about everything else.